Most and least remembered US states
This map shows which states are the hardest and easiest to remember, according to Sporcle, as of 14 April 2014.
i’m really happy for no reason
someone pinch me please
If you live in any of the places highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is a FOOTPATH not a SIDEWALK. Second of all, it’s called a FIZZY DRINK not a SODA. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING TROLLEYS not SHOPPING CARTS. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Americans do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you.
So please, just know that if you are from Noth America, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the US and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Canada talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can any american accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in a European country. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a US citizen having a job oppurtunity and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from Russia or Asia or Australia, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.
I really don’t consider Alaska a part of the US, so you all are excused.
What the actual fuck. A lot of the world’s most brilliant people of all time have come from the States. There are literally millions of genius fucking people that come from our country. I know a lot of them. We have Stan fucking Lee. We had Steve Jobs, without whom you wouldn’t even know what an app was - and come to think of it, we created the whole got dang internet. Bob Dylan, Bill Gates, Hemingway, Steinbeck, Salinger. We have more than double the UK’s amount of Nobel Prize winners. Tell me one thing we haven’t influenced in the whole modern world. We have created cultures and countercultures. Most of the world watches our films, listens to our music, wears our clothes and buys our products. We are above the UK on the list of the riches countries per capita. Our military is larger and stronger. Our infrastructure is solid, we began widespread exercise of liberty and democracy. I’ll admit we have an ass backwards education system, but we are intelligent. We are strong. We are proud of our country, the things we have been through and the revolutions we have started and the battles we have won.
And all over the world, you will find extremely intelligent people, mediocre people, and stupid, ignorant, high-strung, overgeneralizing, condescending, holier-than-thou piece of shit asshole who spends their time on the internet (that was developed in AMERICA, jackass) making anonymous bold claims that are completely stereotypical, reprocessed, half-baked statements that serve no purpose but to hurt other human beings. There are many kinds of people in every country, including whatever one created a pompous fuckface like you. Kindly, take your insignificant and socially detrimental opinions and shove them up your ass, along with your ‘fizzy drinks,’ as stupid as that sounds.
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My Bloody Valentine - Off Your Face
this one rocks
love it when i tell my professors i’m gonna be working for pay over the summer and they give me a look like i’m an alien who doesn’t belong here